For the record, it’s a T-shirt. Not underwear. We checked twice.

This one’s for the people who live in the grey area between irony and sincerity — the ones who know life’s a bit too weird to take seriously. Whether you’re running errands, questioning reality, or standing in line for coffee pretending you have it together, this shirt declares one thing proudly: at least you’re wearing pants. Probably.

Designed in ransom-style typography, it’s bold, nonsensical, and just self-aware enough to make strangers smirk.

Details:
• 100% cotton (absolutely not elastic waistband material)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
• Distressed ransom-note lettering for maximum confusion
• Skull & quills logo discreetly reminding you this is art, not laundry
• Unisex fit, black base with white print
• Part of The Ransom Line collection