Hey, I'm Geoffrey!
Geoffrey Breedwell is a US Navy veteran, AuDHD author, and walking contradiction who writes absurd, galaxy-spanning sci-fi with heart. His stories explore what it means to stay human when everything's falling apart—sometimes literally, sometimes metaphysically, sometimes because an alien emperor wants his VHS back.
Armed with a BA from SNHU, an MDiv from Lipscomb University, and enough caffeine to launch a small moon, Geoffrey crafts tales that blend punk rock energy, divine absurdity, and unapologetic weirdness.
He lives in Central Indiana with his wife, two daughters, and a dog who’s convinced she's the main attraction.
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