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Announcement of JUST PUT THE VHS in the Bag, Bro by Cloaked Press

Synopsis

A sci-fi adventure full of alien threats, cartel danger, epic screw-ups, and (very questionable) friendship goals.

When a stolen device disguised as an old VHS tape threatens the entire planet, two high school burnout employees from a dusty video resale store in Hollywood, Indiana, are Earth's last (and let's be honest, worst) hope.

The rules are simple:
☑️ Find the tape
☑️ Save the world
☑️ Try not to die

With the Nibbarexian Empire’s royal armada orbiting Earth, a cartel on their trail, and a broken friendship weighing them down, Ethan Smith and Cruz Martinez have just three days to fix everything—or watch the world go boom.

🎬 Alien bounty hunters
🎬 Road trips and regrets
🎬 Found family, betrayal, and a serious amount of firepower

 

Spoiler: absolutely nothing goes according to plan.

 

Coming Summer 2026 from CLOAKED PRESS!

Feel the vibes of the two main characters, the Nibbarexian Empire, the Mavlorians, and especially Ethan and Cruz themselves through this curated playlist.

 

This playlist takes you on the journey of Ethan and Cruz, featuring music from punk rock titans like NOFX, Blink-182, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, MxPx, Goldfinger, and Four Year Strong.

We meet the Nibbarexian Empire with epics like "Hoist the Colors," "Thunderstruck," and "The President Has a Sex Tape." 

Let this playlist guide you through the adventure that starts this summer! The music is available on Spotify and YouTube!

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