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Personal Stories
From childhood misadventures to the wild ride of indie publishing, this section dives into the quirks and chaos of Geoffrey Breedwell’s life. Expect humor, a dash of absurdity, and the occasional life lesson he swore he’d never share.


Vindicated!
I've heard every one of those statements from people close to me. I've heard more times than I can count on how strange I am, how off-putting I can be, or how whatever I said was just "too off the wall" for some people.
Geoffrey Breedwell
7 hours ago4 min read
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If Masturbation Makes You Blind, I Should be Daredevil: A personal, honest reflection on growing up in purity culture — and what it didn’t teach us.
This is a personal and raw reflection. It’s funny. It’s uncomfortable. And it’s something I wish I had read twenty years ago. There are...
Geoffrey Breedwell
May 287 min read
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Sex Jokes, Punk Rock, & My Dad: What I'd Tell My Teenage Self
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Geoff Breedwell!" The host said to polite applause from the impromptu comedy club. This is the Bar Car. It was...
Geoffrey Breedwell
May 266 min read
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Why I am Still a Christian (Even After Being Kicked Out)
Every Sunday, without fail, my family had the same routine. We woke up, got dressed in our best, went to the 10 AM service, and then finished off the morning with our favorite Chinese Buffet...
Geoffrey Breedwell
May 147 min read
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